Eric said he and Zolar came up with ''Eric 'Wheels' Lynch'' but Howard thinks it should be ''Eric the Litigious Midget'' or just plain old ''Eric the Midget'' as it has been for a long time now. Howard

Nigga Flav'' before Howard hung up on him. Zolar called in and said he used to smoke weed with Flavor back in the day. Flavor said he hasn't smoked weed since the days when Star Wars was out. Howard

Zolar called in and said that he knows why Ralph was voted most popular to be taken off the show. He said that he was out at a club one night and Ralph tried to bum a cigarette off of him. Zolar said

Zolar was there and asked if he could come up and hug her. Howard told him to get lost. They moved on to Gary the Retard who was going nuts and telling Pam to ''Take it off!'' over and over again. Pam

He had everyone doing the same thing. This guy Zolar called in and said they should have John on more often because he got Fred to wake up. John ended up yelling at Zolar for a few minutes because he'

Zolar called in and called Erik some names. Zolar started to go off on Erik but Howard cut him off and said that they should take that off the air. Howard said that Terri sounded like a rescued hostage

Howard took a couple of phone calls after that. Zolar was on the line even though he's not supposed to be allowed on the air. Tom Chiusano complained about some of the calls he's been making lately. Howard

Zolar called in and told Tabitha that she and her new fiancee can't have kids. He said that they're degenerates and can't ruin the world by raising kids. The dump button was hit after that for some reason.

The guy, Dave, was found by Zolar, and he claims to be bi-sexual. The guy said that Zolar loaned him $5,000 to help him out. He said that Zolar is independently wealthy and no one even knew that. Dave

Zolar'' won a trip from Howard so he called in and talked to him about the trip. Howard told the guy that he could watch the show while he's there but once the show is over he should stay away from him.

Zolar called in and told Howard that he was the one posting as Artie yesterday on the bulletin board. He said he managed to figure out his password as well as Beetlejuice's. Zolar said he did get High

Gary came in and said that Zolar was on the phone and wanted to tell Howard that one of the guys, James, is not King's cousin and robbed him, High Pitch Eric and Andrea (Miss Howard Stern) of $10,000

Howard said he loves the roast show. Zolar asked if he could read Ralph's lines. No one thought it would work... and they were right. Zolar and Angry Black tried to read the lines but they weren't working.

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Howard said he loves the roast show. Zolar asked if he could read Ralph's lines. No one thought it would work... and they were right. Zolar and Angry Black tried to read the lines but they weren't working.

Zolar called in and said that no one would even know that the station had even changed format if Howard didn't mention it. He also mentioned that he's gotten his ''Eh, eh, eh'' (SIRIUS) radio subscription

not showing off his tattoo. Zolar called in and said that Artie thanked them for coming to Scores that night. Zolar said that Artie drank 15 shots that night and that he can really drink. Zolar said the

Zolar was there and asked if he could come up and hug her. Howard told him to get lost. They moved on to Gary the Retard who was going nuts and telling Pam to ''Take it off!'' over and over again. Pam

from Gary the Retard and he said he wants to tell off Zolar because he's been trying to put a heater in Miss Howard Stern's bathroom or something crazy like that. Howard didn't understand what he was

Zolar called in and talked to Howard about how he spent 2 hours in Bed with Taylor Rain the other day when she was on the show. Zolar said it was a restaurant called ''Bed'' and he got to eat with her